Gay underwear poop
So cute in emoji form, so humiliating as an adult.
Obviously, shitting your pants is gross.
Sure, babies and old people do it all the time. Kids, too—especially in the case of illness, behavioral problems, or something called &#;encopresis&#; (do a rapid Google search of &#;kids shitting their pants&#; and belief me, it&#;s the best you&#;ll ever feel about not being a parent). But as an adult, it&#;s challenging to think of anything that could be more embarrassing. Barring age and certain medical conditions, it&#;s not something that I assumed many of us have to deal with—much less speak about (unless you&#;re that dude from Trainspotting).
Yet when I started trawling for leads, this theme generated the largest volume of responses I&#;ve ever received for a free story in six years of journalism. People were selling out their spouses. Sending the names and numbers of their closest friends. One person offered to talk—but only over the device, and on condition of complete anonymity (she asked to be referred to as &#;Rodman&#;). I got enough material for a six-part series—all of them
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did a road trip to mississippi from ca, 5 guys crammed in a VW passat. sometime around new mexico i decided to take a couple of sleeping pills with the hope of waking up somewhere in oklahoma.
i couldn't doze for maybe 2 hours but i finally fell into a doze-like articulate, dreaming but still vaguely aware of my surroundings, but thinking about REALLY weird stuff. i eventually dreamed that i was in a comfy bed with a really passionate blanket, and that i could just poop if i wanted to and all would be right in the world. i squeezed it out and felt such good warmth all down my legs, it made the coziness that much better.
apparently i was doing that IRL as well. my friends made the horrifying discovery as the sound and smell (and temperature of my neighbor's leg) were giveaways. i ended up shitting and it squeezed out over maybe a square foot of skin in the gooch and thigh areas. some truck stop was the new owner of my shit-flooded underwear and shorts. good times
Like many bottoms, my gay friend George* has a harrowing story about using an enema before anal sex. &#;I had met a guy on Grindr,&#; he said. &#;I get to his place and ring the doorbell. As he opened the door to say hi, I coughed and shat out a load of poo water into my underwear. Loudly. I had to run into his flat, straight to the toilet, and cast my underwear away. It was all down my legs. It killed the mood, needless to exclaim. And, yes, I left the dirty underwear there.&#;
Among bottoms, education the art and science of douching—using an enema, syringe, or hose to flush out the rectal cavity before getting rammed to high heaven—is a sacredriteofpassage. Like the asses they irrigate, douches appear in all shapes and sizes, from readily present Fleet brand saline bottles to complicated shower contraptions for seasoned vets. It&#;s a messy reality of taking dick up your butt: If you don&#;t want to end up with a disappointed foremost and a gross sex situation on your hands, a courteous bottom needs to douche beforehand. Or so many within the gay community think.
In the interest
My year-old is either pooping his pants or not cleaning properly, leading to messy underwear almost daily. What should I do?
Answer
From what you are describing it sounds like your son might have a condition known as encopresis. Often when kids include encopresis it is because they have experienced a painful bowel movement and they want to avoid having that pain again, so they avoid pooping. But what happens when you withhold defecating is that the poop hardens and forms a mass. When you say that he is soiling his underwear, what’s likely happening is that he is having something called seepage. This means that the fluid that needs to get out is passing around the mass in his rectum, and that is what is creating the soiling.
So this means that your son needs to see a pediatric gastroenterologist, who will assist him flush it out. Then, once the mass is flushed out, he will most likely be put on a stool softener for a period of time. To make sure that he is defecating each evening, you will want to insert some kind of reward system in place that he would find motivating. Crafting a motivatin